Stay Crispy Premium Tank

This bacon ain’t just sizzling — it’s strutting.

Meet your new greasy mascot: a walking, talking slab of perfection with a can of “Olde Baconslosh” in hand. Perfect for breakfast champions, pork-fat philosophers, and anyone who lives life with extra crunch.

Wear it loud, proud, and crispy.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid/heavyweight material
• Relaxed fit
• Extra soft surface
• Sleeveless drop arm


Printed on Cotton Heritage MC1790
Tailored cut. Smooth finish. Laid-back style with elevated comfort.